The Living End!

A "Carl the Unwashed" Lyric
Based on Jim Morrison's "The End"
Adaptation by Diane Witmyer

 

The Killer awoke before noon
He stunk up the bathroom
He looked grudgingly at the shower stall
but then he walked on down the hall.

 

He strode into the kitchen where the refrigerator stood
And gobbled down all the junk food
Then he looked across the kitchen
and wolfed down the chicken
then he spotted a cheesecake
along the ancient wall
 
Then he. . .
 
He walked on down the hall
And he came to a door
and he looked inside. . .
 
"Aunt Diane?"
    "Yes, Carl?"
"I want some fricassees!"
 
"Carl?"
    "Yes, Aunt?"
"You're a walking disease!"
 
Carl lurched back to his cousin's hall
And ate two lads who were playing at ball
then used there bones to pick his teeth
and buried the skeletons deep beneath
 
And as he gulped down a bag of candy
he swore soon he'd kill both Chris and Andy!