VOLUME 76. EDITION 2
DAY 101, A.S. 528
EXPOUNDING THE TRUTH SINCE A.S. 421!
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Lord Robart
Brightsky’s army of combat drones recaptured the city
of
Legendary thief Gringe Stylish completed his seven-year prison term for jewellry theft at the
The Accidental Detectives
investigation agency solved two important mysteries in the Wayland’s March
boomtown. “They fixed a treacherous gas leak that was
threatening to destroy the town,” Mayor Diamond McFork
announced. “They also stopped an evil telepath that was attacking the
prostitutes that work the docks”. Initially, the attacker was thought to be a
vampire, but it turned out to be an E50 empath.
The Paru
port authority is still investigating how the cargo ship Destiny’s Dance caught
fire and burned the sails. The captain, navigator, and engineer were also slain
in the blaze. While the ship caught fire near the Wayland’s March harbour, the cargo vessel ended up drifting down to Paru. The ship was carrying 50 crates of the rare Chateau
Hellion Über Rouge.
Black Librarian Illuvitar confirmed that she has once again assumed
temporary command of Ex-Libris by way of the Carte
Violet. “The Purple Librarian has disappeared before, but always for the right
reasons,” the Master of Assassins explained.
“There is absolutely no reason to be alarmed or concerned. There is also
no reason to suspect that a high-level, evil, renegade Grey Librarian has constructed
a 200’ tall Super Construct that has been programmed to destroy Ex-Libris.”
The Great Library announced
today the 75th anniversary Black Librarian action figure collection -- Just in
time for Black Librarian Appreciation Week! Only 75 sets will be made, so
reserve your collection today. See your local Blue Librarian for pricing and
details.
White Librarian Uluke confirmed today that she would be lending her
technical expertise to the Accidental Detectives in solving the murder of Quinn
O’Connor. Although the death of the wealthy trader was originally ruled a
suicide, recent evidence uncovered by the Accidental Detectives has now changed
the status to murder. Librarian Uluke is an expert in
South Point herbology and toxicology.
The Tome Theatre is proud to
announce a special weekend performance of Pacifican
Disciple on singing sensation’s east coast tour. The lead singer, Peter Angel,
confirmed that his group will indeed sing their epic “Door to a Thousand
Churches”. The Illuvatar’s Honour
Dinner Theatre is presenting “Bounty Killer”, a thrilling tale of the Chaotic
West where justice was dealt from the barrel of a gun. The Chan Theatre is
showing “House of Flying Scimitars”, an acrobatic drama from
Keep track of what your
Librarians can do for you! Refer to their function by Colour.
And remember, friends,
there's only one
punishment for any crime in Ex-Libris, so behave yourself while in our
Black:
Assassins. The bravest guardians of Knowledge and Order.
They teach the Final Lesson to the lawless!
Blue:
Clerical Need copied made? Need theatre tickets? Need to renew a smuggling
license? Look no further!
Green:
Master merchant/craftsmen. Need high quality and a great warranty, buy Green!
Grey:
Technical. Need a bridge built? Need a clock fixed? Got a busted pipe? Grey is
the Way!
Indigo:
Journeymen. These are the brave seekers of the lost knowledge and wisdom beyond
our city gates!
Purple:
The Chief Librarian. All praise our Master Librarian, Lord of Knowledge!
Red:
Guard/Constable Captains – The Colour that doesn't
run!
White:
True Librarians. Looking for a rare book, scroll, or map? Start your search
here!
Tan:
Our reservists on times of need!
Yellow:
Students of the Ways of Colour - the Librarians of
Tomorrow!