Who wouldn't want to know what's going on in Gaianar? Stop here to pick up your latest copy of either the Ex-Libris Gazette (the Gaianarian equivalent to USA Today), or the Parse Soothsayer (the world's best fascist rag!) Or, for the soldiers of fortune, check out the Memoirs of Sam Renier (Viet Nam sergeant unwillingly marooned on Gaianar) and read of completely unexaggerated tales from the front lines!